Ah, Moments of fail, moments that make you glad you aren't me. This is just a basic thing, say a fail you have done you wouldn't mind sharing because the fail is funny.
This happened in my Ph. Ed. Credit. we were learning skills for flag football. We didn't wear any armor... I needed it though. That day we were doing punting, and to learn the skill, we got in to partners, and punted a football back and forth to see who gets to the end. My first punt goes vertical, and my ESP decided to work against me... or severe bad luck. "Where did the ball go?" I look straight up, and don't see it. It's not until I look forward, and then it hit me. Punted on to my own shoulder. Yeah... it didn't hurt as much as I thought it would... a split second before impact.
what did I learn? When you put a football straight up, bad thing already, don't look up. Your wasting your time. JUST RUN.